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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
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adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via highcapacityassaulttits)

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via anti-feminism-pro-equality)

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awesomeness2:

windows98:

neopiacentral

Radical Islam. 
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boss-ass-bunny:

The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up cause I see things like 

and hardcore shit like

and gorgeous animation

and then we have things like…

Attack on Titan fandom everyone. 

(via anti-feminism-pro-equality)

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perfect-in-imperfection:

omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

Awww

(via of-mice-and-unff)

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dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

i

(via godtie)

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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(via priceofliberty)

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